Tommy's

14601 Victory Blvd,
Van Nuys, CA 91411

I had one of those late night munchie forays where I'm jonezing for a Tommy burger and Tommy dog with a diet coke. If I'm going to have a hamburger, its going to be a bad motherfucking burger, its going to be: a Tommy burger. What makes it so bad? Its the motherfucking chili. Once the chili gets on you or inside you, the smell will excrete from you pores for about a week. Reeking of the funk of a Tommy chili for a week. WhoooWheee!!!

Thus you are obliged to take the following warnings:

1. Never ever eat a Tommy burger in your car or any enclosed area. (The funk of the chili will stay in your car for a week!)
2. Always have more than 2 paper towels when eating a Tommy burger because there is always major spillage of chili.
3. Have a large drink to wash down your meal because the chili has been known to stay in your mouth like concrete. In fact, always swish your mouth vigorously with the drink just to wash down the chili.
4. If the chili should fall on any part of your body and clothing, that body part or article of clothing will smell like chili for a week. I've never known the smell to wash off or be licked off.